Hoo Iz CatsRgreen?
We R a Famly Run Bizness made up of 2 Hoomanz (one on each sex) and 3 n a Half Cats (1 n a Half Boyz n 2 Gurlz). Da Hoomanz deel wif da booooring stuff wile we cats do all da fun stuff lik testin products, bloggin, insta-tweetin n recyclin. We Strive ta bring yoo da best Cat Things fur yer CatFamily. Den we mak da Hoomanz send it n mak yoo pee yer pants wile yoo wait. We also strongly encourage R Hooman staff tew use Green Sources fur ebryfing n alwayz Recycl R else!
We Stand wif Strayz n R currently gearing up ta partner with various cat rescue and pet adoption organizations ta hep in dere fight ta rid da wurld ob homeless petz one kitty at a tiem. Mor ta com soon!
Hooman Staffer #1
Dis Iz da man Hooman. He iz bery dark n gloomy n fuzzy n computery. He wuz born on da oder sid ob da planet n speekz many Hooman n cat languages. Dis meenz he n alien, wich Iz kewl, but he doez nawt haz a lazer gun wich suks. He feedz us n pets us n carriez da boxez upstarz fur us. He also manages da website n figurz owt da marketing fur us.
Hooman Staffer #2
Dis Iz da lady Hooman. She Iz bery cuddly n bossy n Screen-cessed. She wuz born on da Eest Coast, grew up in da South n Iz growing old in da West. Hollywood: fur movie starz n cat ladiez n Crocs. She feedz us n cuddlz us n gibs us R medisinz (blech) n helps us wif da blog n insta-tweetin (pawz Iz nawt keybord furiendly). She also doez da paperwurkz fur us.
Azeara da International Cat of Mystery.
Dis Iz R Catzpert, a butiful 16 year old Ragdoll Princess wif da bluest ob Blu eyez. She wuz born in a kitty mill, rescued by a rescuer, n adopted by da Momz. She Iz a sweet floofy Diva dat like ta floof owtsid so much she lernd ta walk wif da Momz on n off leesh jus like a (hiss) dawg. She lovz ta car surf n go ta Grammaz Haus or spend a sunny day at da Park wif jus da hoomanz. She also lovz her MEATs (steak chunks) dat she eets meow becuz she haz digestive ishewz. Az da favorite, she gets ta sleep on da Momz pillow n dis Iz da best cuz it drives Izbella crazy.
Isabella da Ebil Genius.
Dis Iz R Alpha cat n all around scary super villian. She Iz a big fluffy Calico wif an execushunerz mask. Rescued frum da street az a kitten, she rulz wif a Razor Sharp Claw n can mak even da bravest cat R Hooman cry. Her gaze can freeze lava n her bite can kill. She keeps da hoomanz n catz in line n gardz da haus frum Intruderz. She luvz FOOD n it shows in her football resemblin rotundity. So shez on diet, but she steelz de oder cats foodz so it don’t matter. She also lovz ta conker – anything n anybody wif owt mercy. Dis com frum bein a Reincarnated Ebil Genius n hazin unfulfild dreemz ob Ruling Da Wurld!
Terri da One-eyed Wonder.
Dis Iz da Pariah cat ob da Haus according ta Izbella, but he is reely a sweetheart. He Iz a handsome black n tan Tabby wif broad bold stripes reminiscent ob calligraphy. He wuz a homeless kitty fur many years living in n empty lot n begging fur kibblz. Den he got rescued by da Momz afur a family ob Raccoonz beet him up n broke hiz left eye. Azeara took him in eezily n lovd him frum da start, but Izbella abusd him, az Iz her natur, up until bery recently. Now he lovz ta sleep in hiz round bed or under a blanket, n he lovz ta cuddl. Sadly, he also haz kidney dizeez wich will tak him frum us way tew soon.
Catnip da Kitten.
Dis Iz R resident Recycler n Iz in charge ob awl da boxez. He Iz Green, a Kitten n Reality Challenged, thus he counts az a HALF. He Iz currently training ta be n Alpha n haz dezinez on Izbellas pawsishun. He Iz crafty so he offered ta be her minion doin wateber she ask n thus trikd her into training him in her wayz. He frekwently disobeyz ob curs but den she gets ta punish him and so dey bof get wat dey want. Oder dan someday launching a successful coup, Catnip also dreemz ob getting rich on boxez n takin hiz gf on da best date eber. He Iz also partial ta catnip doobiez, but dat shud be obvious.