Hoo Iz CatsRgreen?
We R a Famly Run Bizness made up of 2 Hoomanz (one of each sex) and 3 n a Half Cats (1 n a Half Boyz n 2 Gurlz). Da Hoomanz deel wif da booooring stuff wile we cats do all da fun stuff lik testin products, bloggin, insta-tweetin n recyclin. We Strive ta bring yoo da best Cat Things fur yer Cat Family. Den we mak da Hoomanz send it n mak yoo pee yer pants wile yoo wait. We also strongly encourage R Hooman staff tew use Green Sources fur ebryfing n alwayz Recycl R else!
Az a Famly of Former Rescuuz we Stand wif Strayz n R currently gearin up ta partner wif various cat rescuu and pet adoption organizashunz ta hep in da fight ta rid da wurld ob homeless petz one kitty at a tiem. Mor ta com soon!
Hooman Staffer #1
Dis da HooDad. He bery dark n gloomy n fuzzy n computery n silly. He wuz born on da oder sid ob da planet n speekz many Hooman n cat languages. Dis meenz he n alien, wich iz kewl, but he doez nawt haz a lazer gun witch suks. He feedz us n pets us n carriez da boxez upstarz fur us. He also manages da website n figurz owt da marketing.
Hooman Staffer #2
Dis da HooMom. She bery cuddly n bossy n screen-cessed. She wuz born on da Eest Coast, grew up in da South n iz nau growing old in da West -ware Celebrityz n Cat Ladyz roam free. She feedz us n cuddlz us n gibs us R medisinz (blech) n keps us frum killn eechoder. She also heps us wif bloggin n insta-tweetin (pawz iz nawt keybord furiendly) n doez R nasty paperwurkz n taxz.
Azeara da International Cat of Mystery
Dis Iz R Catzpert, a butiful 16 year old Ragdoll Princess wif da bluest ob Blu eyez. She wuz born in a kitty mill, rescued by a rescuer, n adoptd by da Momz. She a sweet floofy Diva dat lik ta floof owtsid so much she lernd ta walk wif da Momz on n off leesh jus like a (hiss) dawg. She lovz ta Car Surf n go ta Grammaz Haus (in Mexico) or spend a sunny day at da Park wif jus da hoomanz. She also lovz her MEETs (steak chunks dat she eets meow becuz she haz digestive ishewz) ob cors! N, az da favorite, she gets ta sleep on da Momz pillow n dis da best cuz it drivs Izbella crazy!!
Izbella da Scary
Dis R Alpha cat n all around scary super villian. She a big fluffy Calico wif an Execushunerz mask on her hed. Rescued frum da street az a teeny kitten, she meow rulz wif a Razor Sharp Claw n can mak even da bravest cat R Hooman cry. Her gaze can freeze lava n her bite can kill so yoo can bet she keps da hoomanz n catz in line. Thus gardin da haus frum Intruderz iz her responsibility n she livz ta conker AWL wif owt mercy! We beleev dis cuz she a Reincarnated Ebil Genius (wooz name we shall nawt menshun) wif unfulfild dreemz ob Takin Ober Da Wurld! She also luvz FOOD n it shows in her football resemblin rotundity; so she on diet meow, but she steelz de oder cats foodz anyway.
Terri da One-eyed Wonder
Dis Iz da Pariah cat ob da Haus according ta Izbella, but he reely a sweethart. A handsome Tuxedo Tabby wif broad bold calligraphy stripes, he wuz a homeless kitty livin in n empty lot n beggin fur kibblz fur many years. Den he got rescuud by da Momz afur a family ob Raccoonz beet him up n broke hiz left eye. Azeara took him in eezily n lovd him frum da start, but Izbella abusd him, az iz her natur, up until bery recently. Now he lovz ta sleep in hiz round bed or under a blanket on da hooman beds, n he lovz ta cuddl. Sadly, we lernd recently dat he haz kidney dizeez, but dat wont stop dis fuzzy man frum steelin yer hart!
Dis iz R Resident Recycler in charge ob awl da boxez. He iz Green, a Kitten n Reality Challenged, thus he counts az a HALF. But dont underestimate him cuz he haz eyez on Izbella’s Alpha pawsishun. A bery clever boy, he haz trikd Izbella into trainin him in her wayz by offering himself az her devoted minion. He frekwently disobeyz her, ob cors, but den she gets ta punish him – so dey bof get wat dey want fur meow. Oder dan a successful coup, Catnip also dreemz ob gettin rich on boxez n takin hiz gf Puss on da best date eber. He iz also partial ta catnip doobiez, but dat shud be obvious.