Jurnal Entry 2 – Nite in da pokey
Dis tailz continuez belo, afur dsignin’ da pawfect long tee.
Jurnal entry 3 – Catnip in da Slammer fur da weekend
Jurnal entry 4 – Catbox Sunday without Boxes
Jurnal entry 5 – Not a Funday Monday
“ I here in da Big Box, but der R no boxes fur me to recycle. Pls send mor money fur bale. Free me, Catnip da Kitten! and I will sendz yoo freed jail-gron catijuana”.
And lost da signul. Well, hope it went cuz here com da gardz!
Did yoo kno, hooman? Yoo cud save $5 on sum stuff and/or get oder cat stuff fur free, like catijuana. Tailz continoos belo.
Jurnal entry 6 – Catnip gets Lucky or How I met da Man
So bored today wit da ignorant cats I locked up wit, I instigated a cat fight…
Then I gots ta talkin w dis gard cat – Pussy Pants. She a big fluffy calico w devil eyes n an executioners mask, but she ok. I tell her ’bout ma box recyclin bizness n she tease me w a burger box. She throw it in and ask me ta smash it like a professional…
Actually, I woulda socked her gud den, if I hadn’t herd a rumor dat dis enormous furry Pussy waz da Man. I meanz da Real Man. Not like Blue, who turnz owt was jus da muscle on my side o da bars. My face still hurt frum where he punch me affer I fank him fur da kind bud… Yeah, dat waz da cat fight.
Listen to Frank, dat iz da lesson. But den Frank tole me dat he herd Blue don like bein fanked cuz he knos he NOT da Man. N Blue iz fraid o no onez but Her. Everyone iz. So I bein a smart kitten, put two n two togeffur n gets… I waz neber gud at maffs without QuizBooks, but u nose wat I menz.
Nywayz, long story short, I gots da WiFi passwerd n I gots da best connect a cat culd have in jailz. So I message ma peeps n tell ’em we gotz a plan ta getz me outta here, n maby even get rich!
“Ma Peeps, Good news – I gots WiFi. Bad News – I still in jail. Please send funds. I haz plan to escape, but needz ur hep!
U send fundz, I send u da best Jail Weed as fank u! More Later.
Den I gets down ta bizness makin ma plans… Sweet!